If you mix powdered milk with cold water to create milk, what the hell do you mix with powdered water?
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Mayo's blog has been completely out of control lately; we all could use a few laughs.
Musician jokes are always good. ^_~
Q: What do you call people who hang out with musicians?
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Q: How do you get a lead guitarist to stop playing?
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Q: What did the bass player get on his IQ test?
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Q: What's the difference between musicians and a mutual fund?
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Q: How does a lead vocalist screw in a lightbulb?
A: He holds onto the lightbulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Q: How do you improve the aerodynamics of a bass player's car?
A: Remove the pizza-delivery sign from the roof.
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Q: How can you tell when your lead vocalist is out of tune?
A: His lips are moving.
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Q: What do lead singers use for birth control?
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Q: What happened when the bass player locked his keys in the car?
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Q: Why are set breaks limited to 20 minutes?
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Q: Why can't many vocalists get through the door?
A: They either can't find the key or don't know when to come in.
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A: A toilet shuts up after you use it.
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A: Eventually the puppy stops whining.
7 comments:
Fantastic. And sadly somehow true. ^_^
Love your blog and love you to death!
This is exactly what I needed! Well this and some footballs (don't tell Smoke&Venom20 that I dipped into the stash early).
Thanks for always making me laugh and always making me feel like you understand where I am coming from and what I am babbling about. Oh yeah and thanks for helping me with the discussmayo blog!!
hugz to you co-capt, caterpillar, sister midnite
Thanks for the laughs, just what the doctor ordered.
LOL! The mutual fund and the light bulb were my favorites. :-D
Thanks for the laugh, I really needed it!
*HUGZ*
You are HILARIOUS!
I think I speak for all of us when I say...
GROAN.
Oddly enough, I still laughed.
J.
Thank you, everyone!
Kapunua: TOO true. I even left the off-color ones out. ^_~
Sdock10: I'm just happy I'm good for something besides pissing people off. :) Anytime you need an ear, mine will be available. I mean that.
GS: Glad you liked it!
Andrea: Anytime, darlin'.
Princess S&V20: Another one for you...
Q: What's the definition of confusion?
A: Four vocalists in four separate cars at a four-way stop. Each one thinks they're first.
J: You've been around musicians for a long time, as well. As old as these are, it's still great to make fun of them, isn't it?
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